kinds of pairings i’m all about
- height differences
- high contrasting designs like light and dark colors
- happy one with the grumpy one
bonus points if
- the grumpy one gets embarrassed by kisses
- the short one is the grumpy one
- the happy one’s presence makes the grumpy one really shy
I’m an aromantic asexual.
I crave representation of my sexuality in the media, mostly because I don’t want little kids who are like me to go through the pain I went through growing up and trying to understand myself.
So if you look at a character and say that you headcanon them as asexual/aro, I’m all for it! More visibility is great!
But don’t you DARE use my sexuality as an excuse to hate other queer ships. Especially if you have no idea what the words asexual or aromantic really mean. I see this especially in the Sherlock fandom.
Don’t you dare say “Oh, those Johnlockers!They’re so desperate to make those two gay! Why can’t they see that Sherlock is asexual/aromantic!”
"No way! Sherlock is asexual/aromantic, can’t you see he’s incapable of love?"
"Yeah, but he’s asexual, that means he can’t be in a relationship!"
And I swear I burn incandescent with anger when those words come from the same people who see nothing wrong with Sherlolly or Adlock. Because that is the heteronormativity that we all know and hate.
Heterosexual ships are fine. But waving my sexuality like a banner in the face of queer ships just to turn around and say that “Oh, but she can thaw his frozen heart.” is a fucking insult to everything I am.
And it fucking ends now.
this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.
that last picture made me laugh so hard I choked
I don’t usually post porn but…
makin’ more for the skeleton war
WOW IS REALLY NO ONE GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT SKELETONS BONING
THIS WEBSITE HAS LET ME DOWN
glad I don’t see any bone titties, but the grotesquely disproportional rib structures in the third one are scaring me a bit o_0
Okay wow, I’ve gotten a few asks for that “paste the last thing you copied without explanation into my inbox” and I have to say, it’s one of the greatest things ever, y’all are just too funny. Keep it up, guys!